patrick

beer is the mind chiller

[patrick @brunettecoded]

@beaniebbl @FRAME_MOGGER beginning to think this isn’t a bit

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@mattlindner seeing this tweet and then seeing the score literally doubled…

[patrick @brunettecoded]

i look away for one second

[patrick @brunettecoded]

end of an era

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[e @wtvrem13]

first good weather week in Chicago and i have been outside Every Day and spent like $1000 maybe i need winter back please don’t ask me to do anything from now until next weekend

[Greg Huss @OutOfTheVines]

I just got word that Mayor Brandon Johnson left tonight’s Cubs game in the 8th inning.

[patrick @brunettecoded]

how in the hell

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#CUBS WALK IT OFF!!

FINAL: Cubs 7, A's 6.

[patrick @brunettecoded]

did every chicago leasing agent trying to tour my apartment somehow skip the day in school where we learned how long 48 hours was

[patrick @brunettecoded]

@gracecamille_ vivid memory of trying to check out captain underpants from the library and my mom ripping it out of hands to put it back

[patrick @brunettecoded]

@11kmrn ????

[patrick @brunettecoded]

@hotdoggiest life changing

[patrick @brunettecoded]

man that had to feel good as fuck

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

PCA answers “overrated” chants by blasting one into the Tarps Off section

[cHy🦊 @pureheartfox]

if you have to rewind on HBO you’re really better off just trying to remember what you just watched

[patrick @brunettecoded]

tikka masala chili dog at windy city hot dog fest

[patrick @brunettecoded]

@other_st_nick damn did everyone go see it last night?? we also went and watched it was fucked up lol very good movie

[patrick @brunettecoded]

realtors when you don’t reply within 8 hours when they ask if they can have randoms walk around your place of living

[patrick @brunettecoded]

@mattlindner speaking of malort: https://t.co/5IZSqg1nJv

[patrick @brunettecoded]

anyone care if i go see a movie tonight

[patrick @brunettecoded]

pixar lamp looking ass

[patrick @brunettecoded]

my cat just peacefully laid down on his electric blanket to nap.. little does he know in five minutes i have to wrangle him into his carrier for a vet appointment