Tim Bae Nelson

she/her 🦋

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

the mighty ducks isn’t a movie it’s a mindset

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

There’s never any explanation in the films for why Austin Powers is horny. The filmmakers just expect us to agree to the premise and move on.

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

i know this is dumb engagement bait but unironically listen to @hyperfixedpod for an answer!!

[Lainey💐 @Laineytales]

Every now and then I find my husband's under arm like this… What's the solution to this problem?

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

i don’t want a world without @hyperfixedpod and if you listened, you wouldn’t either

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

@DaxMcCarty11 miss him dearly over here in Orlando calling local games. happy he is getting his flowers 💐💐

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

@alonso_inca @AreaSportsNet 🥺🥺

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

is this a joke? is this supposed to be funny?????

[Variety @Variety]

#HarryStyles awards #BadBunny the #Grammy for Album of the Year, and Bad Bunny sobs as his name is announced.

[jaboukie's deleted tweets @jaboukiedeleted]

1/20/20 2:21 PM

[s @nlvvc_]

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

complimented a girl on her coat and she went “ummm…haha thanks?” girl fuck you and your cute coat

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

if it ends up being true that Trump blew Bill Clinton, i'm not gonna make any jokes about it. i think it's nice that he did that

[Tim Bae Nelson @brunkadocious]

@AGoldmund @hyperfixedpod @signalawards just paid for an annual premium membership yesterday 🩷 finally got a job that allowed me to support you and everyone that works on the pod. hoping for a long life of hyperfixed!!

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

Uh Oh! Historical Event You’re Currently Living Through Is Going To Have Consequences

[zach k @zachkettlecorn]

(Shaboozey Tipsy voice)

Scooby Doo is always tryna solve a myst’ry
He’s the smartest effin’ dog in the hist’ry

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

[Orlando City SC @OrlandoCitySC]

We won’t be ‘heron’ from them for a while 🎥

Enjoy sights and sounds for Matchday 28 🍿

[Orlando City SC @OrlandoCitySC]

Florida is Purple 😈

@inter_us | #VamosOrlando

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic