Bruno M

I'm loud, opinionated, and extremely cynical. But I'm also a fountain of useless knowledge spewing forth onto the internet. Enjoy or move-on, please.

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@DavidSacks @ZelenskyyUa @elonmusk That's not how polls work, genius. SMFH

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@MightyMouse @trillavfx How is a well-known anime fan gonna pretend that's how Spirit Bombs are thrown? SMFH

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@SenRonJohnson You mean like when you lied to the American public by pretending to support vaping, only to change the bill and throw it vaping under the bus for those Big Tobacco dollars at the last minute? You don't get to talk about hypocrisy, Ron. FFS

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@therichreport Pettis was out-of-play hours ago. Update your Google search. lol

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@kickflip5150 @TheNotoriousMMA STFU he did more promo for that event in 10 minutes than the organization did in 3 months. Take your salty ass on down the road.

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@KingWiffle @PhillyD Check your facts, please. Pettis asked for more money and was denied by the UFC, Chiesa and Borg were both declared not medically fit due to injuries from the bus incident, and Iaquinta made weight but was denied the fight last-minute by the NYSAC. Google, dude. Google.

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@KanteBaller That card was destroyed well before Conor showed up. All he did was give them more press in 10 minutes than they got in the past 3 months for UFC223. lol

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The only thing worse than watching @danawhite 's karma destroy #UFC223 is the amount of morons tweeting, "UFC 223 is a shit show". Grow up, trolls. Learn some new words.

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@Sealclubber You're an uneducated idiot. Do 5 minutes of research then fuck off. Moron.

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@DLHurley865 @UFCONFOX @danawhite STFU you cuck beta. You'll doo fookin nuttin.

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@SuperSaiyanCJ You spelled PROMOTED wrong ;)

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@moose_ali @cfarrell_boxing @RatCatcherMpls That's because boxing has never tried to put together a massive card on the scale that the UFC does regularly. Most boxing events have a single headline fight people kind of know about, and the rest of the card & undercard are unknowns. UFC is throwing a-listers at their events.

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@killahqb No, Conor single-handedly did more promotion work for UFC 223 in 10 minutes than Dana & the UFC did in 3 months.

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@ecigclick Vape Awards 2016 - Live Polls Now Open! #ecigclickawards2016 - Vote & Enter -> https://t.co/UgiXfAQjO6

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Britain: Brexit was the dumbest, most self-destructive thing a country could possibly do.
USA: Hold my beer & watch this...
#WereAllFucked

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WOW! That Karakhanyan fella couldn't seem to make weight tonite, but DAMN could he aim that right hook. #Bellator160 #GeorgiKarakhanyan

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@jdfffn @NateDiaz209 What? lol

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I'm not surprised, mother fuckers...
- @TheNotoriousMMA
Damn straight. Beautifully done. #TeamMac had clean wins all night.

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A segment of the interview. You know interviews consist of more than one part, right? That's why I linked the rest. https://t.co/YAiT0tNI2g

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It helps to know what you're commenting on before you do it. Hence my tweet! https://t.co/n98qrkPR2T