Bruno Pieroni

Dual citizen, air drummer, em dash user — in that order. Jokes at @mcsweeneys @pointsincase @thisisrobotbutt, ideas at that other social media company.

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Every single time a waitress has said "enjoy your meal" and I didn't say "yeah you too" has been a personal victory to me.

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Fun fact: Portugal and Spain’s match is the 93rd match of this World Cup but the first one in which two countries that share a border play against each other.

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

I’m crying they gave Neymar a make a wish penalty

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@obafofia @Ana_Leather Todos pensando nessa aqui hoje.

[jo @notafan_jo]

you should never be embarrassed to wear your teams jersey after a loss.... there's people still waving around confederate flags

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If there's one silver lining about the Cape Verde team being knocked out is that I never again will need to hear the word "LinkedIn" while enjoying things.

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@TotalFootball

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Cape Verde players went out of the World Cup having tied Spain, scared Uruguay, and taken Argentina to the 111th minute. Some of us can’t even split a check without an app.

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Why does every match this World Cup have to be the sports version of that seven fishes episode of The Bear?

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WHAT A GOAL! I CAN’T BELIEVE TAYLOR SWIFT IS MISSING THIS

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Anyone who doesn’t believe that Cape Verde can beat Argentina has forgotten how the Ferndale Timberwolves won the championship over the Spokane Warriors thanks to 10 points and 5 assists by walk-on Buddy the golden retriever.

[Matty @bestestname]

Be nice to everyone
You never know how badly they have to pee

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@qikipedia So the metaverse, then?

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Finally! With the upcoming Spain-Portugal match we’re going to have the first game between countries that share a border in this World Cup.

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It’s 99 degrees and the ocean said “oh I’m sorry, you wanted to cool off? Nope — sharks.”

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 50% complete.

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Balogun can play the next game if Mike Pence has the courage.

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Very on brand for the United States that their best player has “gun” in his name.

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FIFA calls it a hydration break because “killing momentum because of our sponsors” tested poorly with focus groups.

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@higgsfield_ai Would love some credits! Thank you!