hail⚰️ she/they

27//lover of kindness//crystals and corn dogs//J💛

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

Hi I love the sky

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they should invent eyes you can rub without consequences

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

As the doctor was stitching my chin shut last night (AFTER SHE TOLD ME THIS IS THE QUIET PART OF THE VISIT) she started joking about catching a fish and I couldn’t even laugh??? Like solid joke girly, I can’t give you the recognition you deserve right now🥲

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

If I need to get my jaw put back into place I fear I will meet god and not come back

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

My girlfriend should get a medal for having to deal with me the morning of Father’s Day. Losing every single father figure with the span of 4 years is rough and I want to crawl into a whole.

[bailey ★ @F0RMATIVEAGE]

who up having a complicated relationship with father’s day 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

[swinky @swinkying]

you are barking up the Right tree. i love you

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[trin @glooomiii]

hearing “don’t start” really gives me a thrill and makes me really wanna start

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

9 am on a Sunday and I’ve already made a fellow cross stitching friend and this market - I swear I’m 28 and have normal hobbies

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

I fear this new citizen album is about to RUIN me

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

@AutumnBauer_

[bailey ★ @F0RMATIVEAGE]

i think people who claim not to like pop punk are lying to themselves at least a little bit

[lil peach @_andrreeaa]

I miss every concert I’ve ever been to

[hail⚰️ she/they @brutalbennett]

@AutumnBauer_ Long ago buddy - could go for a couple more courses though

[remx @biigrem]

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture 😓😓

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars