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Happy 47th birthday to James McAvoy who is the same age as @SirPatStew when @TrekGeneration premiered! #weareold

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My mother said that Easter plans were up to me 🤷‍♀️ #Easter2026

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I will be so sad if we never get a millennial James Bond. @007 @amazon #jamesbond #007

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I am LOVING seeing old school
@NBAonNBC with my fave Bob Costas! I still remember how sad I was when he announced his last game all those years ago. Need more @realbobcostas please!

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So @materialistsmov is Shrek.
Dakota Johnson choosing to be poor is Fiona choosing to be an ogre. And Pedro Pascal used to be short....

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Ralph Fiennes appears in 28 Years Later 2/3 into the movie:
Me: “Finally!”
@BlaseEW: “Fiennesly”
😂

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2.5 years ago, we tried dremeling Phil’s nails with this contraption …and failed. Today, he let me dremel him without @BlaseEW holding him! Putting this one in the history books! #goodboy

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Me after dinner: “I am so stuffed.”
@BlaseEW: “Yeah, I can tell your proportions are off.”
Me: “what?”
@BlaseEW: “You look like a sausage. You look like Phil.”
Phil:

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Us in New Orleans…..
Me: “You know us - we like to go big and go home.”
@BlaseEW: “I think it’s go big *or* go home.”
Me: 😈😂🤣

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Best thing today: @BlaseEW’s Thai peanut dinner

Worst thing today: bit by a mosquito on the crotch…through...my…PAAAAANTS!!!!!!! 🤬

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So being 41 means a decelerating metabolism and ankle socks 😭#portioncontrol?! #preventanklechafing

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“I feel like we have been living in purgatory…and we are about to find out if we are going to heaven or hell.” -@BlaseEW #vote

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Commercials, please stop featuring doorbells. I can’t hear you over my dog barking.

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@BlaseEW: “what is his name?”
Me: “Mutt”
@BlaseEW: “Mutt….he was named after the dog?….”
Both of us: “oh my god”
🧐😳😖😂
#indianajones4 #crystalskull #whyarehispantssoloose

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Today, I did my first muscle up on rings. Technically, it was on Monday, but I thought it was a fluke. Confirmed it was real today.

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.@BlaseEW to @frogvideoz tonight: ”You look like Peter Pan’s shadow.” 😂 #pointyshoesandsocks #allinblack

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@juliussharpe Just looked up the actual episode count 😳

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Top 5 Clone Wars characters I would do:
-Rex
-Ventress
-Master Plo Koon
-Hunter (Bad Batch)
-Bo-Katan

Wild card: Ziro the Hutt

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Note to self: Never order tacos outside of Texas (or NM/Cali) #PittsburghTacosNoBueno

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Finally feeling the effects of the supply chain disruption #CantFindNonDairyReddiWip #yesitswipandnotwhip