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[lunα 🐰❤︎ @soufflace]

i don't really care about celebrities being skinny or anyone else being skinny i just care about me being skinny #narcissism

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

*Me after not texting anyone back* Fuck i miss everyone so much

[𐕣🧛🏾 @doyenmxn]

Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose

[Cherry @cherryswomyn]

went out and not one pretty boy outside. ugly ass gender

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[GEMINI🫧 @adoseofmonae]

i only give a fuck enough to stay out of jail & not be a mom! that’s it that’s all fr

[sav 🎬 @Cin3sav]

I will 1000% see a movie just because it has an actor I find hot in it. And that is because, I am a slut.

[ً @cfwmx]

please dont argue wit me i never run out of horrible shit to say

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me calling my cat from three feet away and watching one ear rotate toward me.
Message received.
Request denied.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

FUN FACT: Girls actually will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life.

[bunny @fadedbunny]

all roads lead back to hiding in the bathroom at work to vape

[Cedar You @our_decay]

I wish I didn’t like smoking and drinking as much as I obviously do. Alas, we play the hand we’re dealt.

[FCB💸 @FastcashEBK]

its always a mf bill due, can i ball? can i chill??

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

i swear there's more to me than just drugs and alcohol i also wanna die

[Jay Cinema @JayCinemaa]

If I owe you a text back imagine what I owe the government

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT…” yeah well I asked Reading Rainbow and they said take a look, it’s in a book.

[miia @miiagarro]

i bet it was so fun to be a girl during WWII when all the men were gone at war i would've been like yassss

[✵ @nxymll]

Stop texting me while I’m at work I will reply instantly

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

NO GOOGLE I DONT WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING READ