Bryanne Crouse

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

@Microban24 needs to collaborate with @GeorgiaPacific and wrap the tops of the toilet paper dispensers in microban so women can set their phones down on this and feel somewhat “ok” about it!

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Waiting for @Apple to come out with a @grinchmovie emoji

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Patiently waiting for @Dyson to come out with a vacuum that auto empties when it is put on the charger! @SharkHomeUS has one, maybe it’s a sign to go with them since they’re ahead of the game 👀

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

@Apple the next IOS update, you should be able to “set off a sound” to any device that shares their location with you…not just devices that are on the same iCloud account. Sincerely someone who always looses their phone.

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Why does every bikini have to either be a thong bikini or barely covering anything at all? Some people still have some modesty.

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

What is your yearly salary?

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

I do not get the hype on lululemon. They are WAY over priced and why? The leggings show your cellulite even if you don’t have cellulite!

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Where does everyone shop for cute tops? I figured after being out of high school for 7 years it’s time to start wearing something other than workout clothes 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Working from home and Amazon prime day are not a good combination 📵

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Do you ever just think “I haven’t ordered from Amazon in a week or two. Let’s browse to see what I don’t need but will order then complain that I’m broke” because same.

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Hannah Montana is a vibe lately

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

@AEO bring back your leather flip flops!!!

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Tell me why Broadway in Nashville does not have a @Walgreens?! Liquid IV, bandaids, Tylenol, Snacks etc are needed!!!!

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Imagine being LSU, winning the championship and all you see on social media is still Caitlin Clark because she’s that good and nobody cares if LSU won because Caitlin was really who we tuned into watch 😳

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

I don’t care if your a size 00,6,10,18,26 etc. JEANS WILL NEVER EVER BE COMFORTABLE. Period.

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

@ArloSmartHome security camera batteries are junk. Save your money.

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Sleeping next to someone you love is great but when they reach for your hand to hold in the middle of the night is the purest form of love 💗

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

My life’s so busy right now I don’t know if I’m coming or going 🥵

[Bryanne Crouse @bry_crouse]

Why did @MinuteMaid discontinue the triangle popsicles?! Could really go for a cherry one right now!

[Psychology Facts @PsychologyF_]

Psychology says, sometimes you have to stay busy so you don’t have time to feel.