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👨‍⚖️🎓📚 legal

[Brandon Nicodemus @_sir_brandon_]

Nimepatana na mtu kwa lift kumbe yeye ni minister of foreign affairs as I suspected😂and I have taken his number na ameniwai gramm moja ni sample😂😂
The gramm to me right now😂😂
Very lovely scenes

[Mateacore @Mateacore]

Finally nimepata mahali pa kutumia hii video😂

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

"as a whore and an economist".

I had to read to the end. Gotta respect professionals.

[Edzil Saliba Timber @Ednah___]

Mzazi anangoja wajukuu sisi tunangoja sherehe .

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

I am the first in my bloodline to read a thesis on effect of Wantam in the society with a case study of sale of sundus.

[🏆 @gitweeta]

There is a day Arteta will play Gabriel, Konsa and Saliba together and the UN will call an emergency council meeting. They will designate Arsenal a terrorist group and the US will impose sanctions on us coz of having a nuclear weapon.

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

AS Roma can’t wait to get their hands on Man United. 😭😂💀

[Breezy🌻 @BreezyKirsten]

1 NIL to the Arsenal!!

[NEIGHBOr @Jiirani]

Mabingwa kwa sababu. Tunacheza kibingwa

[Ke Knight🇰🇪 @Kenyanknight44]

"Connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Bruh... she is her! You know Mandy's biggest strength... her voice! Ngoko anakuanga na sauti nzuri, and then has mastered a perfect balance of flow and cadence, and the cherry on top is the raw and unfiltered lyrics that relate to the majority of Kenyans.

Rongai to the world! We are in Kabaya's era.

[Metro بboomان @U_Cruger]

Kane looking for a local pub then he accidentally meets wanyama

[Njeri @Njeri__254]

Tumepatana na coursemate uku locals,jamaa ashaniita tajiri before nimuite tajiri makosa ishafinyika

[Franklin @Gathinho__]

Mkiwa Alcapone alafu muone wazungu wameingia

[Ed Edd Eddy @deejay_eddu]

Baaassss we are so back 🤣🤣🤣

[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

🧵 10/15
Foot Traffic Beats Car Parks
Look around Nairobi. Tuskys and Nakumatt died partly because they leased monster spaces with giant car parks that cost millions in idle rent.

Quickmart built high-density "Express" neighborhood walk-in stores.

In 2025, customer foot traffic transactions grew +5.2%. People walk in every single day to pick up milk, bread, and dinner.

[🇸🇭🇰🇪㋡ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ™ 🦷ⓕⓐⓝ @Its_Jaymo]

@NafunaOkemwa He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.

[Jike Jeuri @izkctm]

Sijui why mnashtuka about entrance fee ya Jameson na Konyagi, even concerts kuna is early bird tickets na for wave 3 tickets but event ni moja 😭

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Ba_kulutu]

Edwin Sifuna For President