Bryan Halpern

I had a dream once. Then I woke up and couldn't remember it.

[Bryan Halpern @bryan_halpern]

I noticed this bamboo growing outside my fourth floor balcony two days ago and it’s been growing at a rate of about two feet per day. By my calculations this bamboo will be 498 feet tall by the end of the year.

[@The5sPickleball @the5spickleball]

We did it!!!! 🤡 #letsgo5s

[Major League Pickleball @MajorLeaguePB]

The New Jersey 5’s claim the mid season tournament championship with a 21-18 dreambreaker win over the DC Pickleball Team 🏆 👏

[@The5sPickleball @the5spickleball]

SHE. IS. BACK 🤡 @AnnaLeighWaters

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On this very special Thanksgiving, I just wanted to say to all my friends, family and followers: You’re welcome.

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Thankful for the best thing you’ll eat today.

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@ViewsFrom314ft Russell Branyan launching a HR into the new stadium 4th deck

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@Yankees Team of Destiny

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Source?

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

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Thankful for the best thing you’ll eat today.

[Rod Carew @RodCarew_29]

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And I will tell you the story of how I got into Thurman’s head by calling pitches and he started untying my cleats at the plate

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We landed a rover on Mars in 1997 yet I still can’t get a self-driving car that will take me to Chili’s.

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JJ dressing up like an Avenger on the run from SHIELD.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Houston, I wanted you to hear this directly from me...

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Guys, he still has 13 days left to Make America Great Again. Just give him a chance.

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Evan Engram somehow made the Pro Bowl. They really dropped the ball on that one.

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Just to be clear, normal people pull the top with their thumb, right?

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It just came to my attention that some people open their cans like this

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@kahanyewest Scarlet Witch is a huge steal at that price

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@dany3ll_ They’re all insane but at least Nairobi is entertaining

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@kaitcoaching These guys