Stands2reason

I don’t hate anyone, except people who are unable to think clearly without emotion, protect children they are the future

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@NotAvgLiberal This is my favorite piece of television until that one guy gets executed soon

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@RepScholten @Ilhan But I thought “no one was above the law “that’s been shouted from the rooftops for several years. Maybe I just forgot about Democrat privilege?

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@TheOnlyEsta2 Brilliant posting now let’s compare the criminal record. How many more felonies does Omar have?… just wait….

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

A lot of celebrities have decided to weigh in with their opinions about the public execution, haven’t noticed any who have worn the uniform but as a veteran, I can tell you, Veterans are thrilled because he violated a sacred trust of the uniform across all branches that we share

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

A death sentence means they’re going to put you to death, I don’t know how anything could be considered to “go wrong” if you have to lie there for four or five hours before it finally “goes right” I don’t really care you didn’t seem to care when you smashed a young ladies head in

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@Ashl75 Biden didn’t do anything maga dumbass

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@donwinslow Which joe was it?

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Avoid @creditkarma they will lose your info to hackers, and when you correct them, they close your account and blame you, i guess 8 years isn’t long enough to gain their trust, loyalty or respect. Another company puts customer service last over profits i guess

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@J_Finnsworld He says with a Boner

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@DoorDash super desperate for delivery drivers but your crappy customer service system either disqualifies people for being victims of crimes or no ones available on the phone so that you can fix the website… I guess being cheap on the set up isn’t working out so well.

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@TMobileHelp Charged me $350 for international calling in Alaska, which is quite impressive since my phone was on airplane mode and in the safe on the cruise ship all week except for one day when I went to a Starbucks and use the Wi-Fi, you didn’t ask if I wanted it, because I don’t

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@TMobile when you buy a business the best part is you retain all of the residual income as long as you continue the same service people have always had, after 24 years with US cellular apparently you can’t handle that, so all eight of us are leaving…

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@JoJoFromJerz You would, id pretend to like someone when Soros is paying me too, tool

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@KwikStar you should start a corporate job for me, i get about 40 visits a week, i know more than your district managers..today i stopped at clear lake, mason city, waterloo, cedar rapids and iowa city…over 840 visits right now and i get free cheeseburgers all the time

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

@Timcast Only if we participate

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@EvanAKilgore I wasnt aware it was a thing to start with.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

1 US milk is illegal in Europe
Too many chemicals

2 US bread is considered cake in Europe
Too much sugar

3 US eggs are illegal in UK
They wash off the natural protection

4 US meat is banned in 160 countries
Due to hormones

5 US apples are coated with wax also used for cars

6 In US, 60% of food contains stuff banned in other countries
-@SydesJokes

[Stands2reason @bryan_lanning]

Keep bitching about high fructose corn syrup until someone listens.

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@CollinRugg What a dangerously dumb Cunt.

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@its_The_Dr God, I can’t imagine how bad that thing stinks