bryanonymous

Just screaming into the void from my little account. All em dashes are mine. Rule #1: Don’t be a dick. Rule #2: Breakfast is whatever you want it to be

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I’m convinced mockery is the best weapon and we’re just not using it enough.

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@funnyandfab4 @vivien2112 @bengalbannerboy @miradasurfs Love Rush, still hate A.I. garbage

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Might be time to shave my beard

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@AmoneyResists Bread and circuses, bread and circuses

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@ReddCinema Where where where can I pay $8.50 for this and is there a limit to how many and how often I can buy because I’m feeding myself and my family on this until the heart attack gets me

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@CrazyVibes_1 Is anyone else getting tired of this type of AI essay?

The set-up.

The short statement.

Then another.

And another.

And more.

Over and over.

One more time.

Let’s finish with a profound conclusion that puts us all in our feels.

Thanks, robot.

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@yogeshtwet ❄️

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@pitsenberger @shagbark_hick I wouldn’t even know how begin “boat camping”. Intrigued…

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@JVMonte2 Oasis for U2 (1997) and No Doubt for U2 (2001)

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@lippyent “The Phaaaaaaaantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind!”

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@omgsidewalks Doing that tonight

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@FunMovieTVFan

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@TheExtremeMusi1 (Joshua Tree)

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@TheExtremeMusi1

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@rats7 No Chicago?!

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@omgsidewalks It’s hot outside

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@omgsidewalks My first name is Bryan and the rest of me wants to remain anonymous

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@BizballMaury I’m predicting Bastille Day in the encore right before Working Man (or maybe in the Night 2 Anthem slot)

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@Guitarbizon

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@anon_opin 9 quid?!

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@NBCSGiants Wait, is this the British form?