Bryan Showalter

[Bryan Showalter @bryan_showalter]

@foxbeabbe This reminds me of a joke.

God went to Adam and asked, "Where is Eve?"
Adam responds, "She is washing up in the river."
God's frustrated and says, "Great, now I'll never get that smell out of the fish."

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@iam_larrykhing His voice crackin like he just got those chin hairs.

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@alexisjobailey That them boots need oiled.

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@vermilionvixxxn At some point the question turns into "is that a big clit or a tiny dick?"

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@vermilionvixxxn Last time this happened my buddy tricked me into painting his wifes truck in the middle of the night.

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@dakotababyxx This one is still the best one.

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@TheGriftReport No matts or padded floor?

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@WealthMail The person who made this video deserves to loose at least one hand.

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@starpetalcutiee The big crack in your drywall.

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@xDaily_Know I am not a vegan but man I would chow down on some of what I seen in this video. That salad and those vegan pizzas looked jammin. How rude to buy different food. Thats a total dick move.

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@streetmediatv That bear just got Doordash for the first time.

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@heyitsnrj Yeah, thats great.. I really want to see more of that badass oven though.

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@YINGABBYY Black and green, my favorite color combination.

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@Mappy6984 Hell no. Those little d bags need an ass woopin. Knock your teeth out and see how much they sell for.

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@AmiriKing So... they are "outlaws" who have a set of thier own laws that others need to follow? Hmmm.... seems kinda ass backwards to me.

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@TaraBull808 Tell me I m not the only one who heard the "chirp" in the background of her interview. Listen at the 10 second mark.

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@BonnieBlue_xoxo @TotalProSports Your face has 10 quarts of oil on it but your car only takes 8. Should have got a semi-truck.

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@Mappy6984 Its crazy to me that take your OT, vacation time, and perdium into account. It should only be based off of your net income and nothing else.

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@TotalProSports I remeber when Ferrari was a company of class and prestige.

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@EricaRN4USA We will not see a single thing. There will be no real huge busts. This will fade away and he alone will get in trouble if anything. I mean, hell, even Epstien's wife got let off the hook because it was "not her doing it". Like..... what?