Bryan Levandowski

She's the Scranton of the family.

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@ubereats_uk do you have an actual customer service number? I need help and the app is useless

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

#savethehappymantree #noticethistree

[The Happy Man Tree Project @happymantree]

"Leave it alone, leave it alone!" ~ Local resident explains why #thehappymantree is important to the local community and needs to stay put🌳

Please RT and share. Petition in bio. 🙏

#trees #community #nature #noticethistree #tree #naturelovers #hackney #london

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[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@thelizfeldman CONGRATS on #DeadtoMe S2! You deserve all the fanfare and love that comes to this show! (Hire me for the second season writing team and I'll bake cookies every day!) <3

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@realDonaldTrump but enough about you...

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@OfficialJLD what clever banter do you suppose Minna Hakkinen would add to this? https://t.co/vhEGYtKntI ;-)

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@FLOTUS A poem for you: the disgust and ire / that you inspire / make pure hearts burn / with painful fire / if i didn't already pity you / i'd probably spit on you / you've the chance to act with love / but you just act as if you're above / go shove.

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@JoeBiden from one former Scrantonian to another, PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT! You are our saviour!

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@IvankaTrump and what if we're facing oppression because of your father? is there a helpline for that, too?

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@iamsambee NO! don't you dare apologise. you were SPOT ON. @IvankaTrump is complicit in the disgusting human rights violation that is her father's presidency, and you called it out like it is. keep going, @iamsambee--use your voice and don't stop!

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@Elizbethperkins i'm stupid late to S09 of #CurbYourEnthusiasm but was SO HAPPY to see you! your talent should be studied ;-)

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@ThomasCookUK Just a shout out to the aptly-named Joy cabin manager on flight MT1285: this woman is amazing! her humor&attitude elevated a flight to a wonderful experience!

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@Lesdoggg "do i got that wrong? seriously, do i got that wrong?" HAHA I CANNOT STOP SAYING THIS! you're a legend, lady! ;-)

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@itsSHANGELA honey mouth, miss cleo was born and raised in LA and she died of colon cancer, not heart disease. Girl, educate. She’s an icon.

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@MetroUK so disappointing to see you sum up a legend like patti lupone in terms of age, worth, and gossip. seriously. in 2018. i thought it was satire, now i see it for the trash it is.

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@SenBooker Your words, your passion, your humanness--you made me cry! And millions more, I'm sure. Thank you for your words!

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@hulldailymail is there a way to help #lauraplummer from abroad? crowdfunding, sending books, etc.?

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@nikkihaley Hey I'm going to #binomo next week on holiday--got any recommendations??

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@UberEats FYI: you have four complete cunts being terrible to the staff at McDonald’s Swiss Cottage

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@sgorman37 @nbc @nbc does cater to families with love and diversity and inclusion, you ignorant twat. ever heard of @WillAndGrace? you's a bad american.

[Bryan Levandowski @BryanAmbition]

@AnneFrankCenter our non-president @realDonaldTrump won't listen to you. nobody in his shit administration will. but you mustn't give up!