Bryan Behar

Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

I’m not Muslim, but I care about immigration bans

I’m not gay, but I care about marriage equality

I’m not female, but I care about reproductive freedom

I’m not a Dreamer, but I care about DACA

I’m not Black, but I care about police brutality & voter suppression

#Empathy

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

What two wars did Hegseth win?

I can think of zero.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Trump says we can’t impeach Hegseth because he’s won two wars.

He’s delusional.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

As recently as last night, the defeat was caused by “poor candidates” & “Trump not being on the ballot.”

Suddenly, it was RIGGED.

He’s such a pathetic loser. As a president and a human.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

So, the elections were rigged by a vast conspiracy of right wing, red state governors and attorneys general?

Not sure he totally thought through the logic…

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Trump promised to lower prices on day one, stay out of foreign wars, and release the Epstein files.

Instead, he imposed unwanted tariffs, started a new war, skyrocketed gas prices, protected pedophiles & had citizens shot in the street.

Nobody needed to rig anything.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Yes. EVERYONE believes that this election was honest.

I guess making up a conspiracy is more soothing to Trump than accepting that most Americans hate him.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is MAGA.

This is what record numbers of Americans rejected at the ballot box on Tuesday.

May this vile, hateful moment be relegated to the dustbin of history.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

I stopped checking my phone once Haley Stevens went to church with Mike Rogers.

Anything much happen since then?

[Barstool UCLA @StoolWestwood]

The No. 4 UCLA Bruins 📈

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

UCLA is now:

• 9-0 for the FIRST time since 1998
• 6 wins better than last yr
• ^ LARGEST single-season turnaround by 1st-yr HC in prog history

If you don’t think this is a Top 5 team in the country…

You DO NOT know ball.

[Bill Plaschke @BillPlaschke]

Column: UCLA is the best team in the country https://t.co/WMjuLnRIPA

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

Two undefeated teams remain.

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

Another week, another UCLA win 😤

[247Sports @247Sports]

UCLA's first 9-0 start since 1998 🫣🤯

4th 9-0 start in school history (1998, 1954, 1946)

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Match made in Hell

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

I just breathed for the first time in 3 hours. Amazing resilience from these guys. 9-0. Let’s go! Go Bruins! #8clap #4sUp

[UCLA Football @UCLAFootball]

B1G ROAD WIN!!

YOUR BRUINS ARE 9-0!!

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

UCLA is for real. Or as real as anyone else. They just keep delivering big plays every time they need to. Really impressive.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

It's practically Trump saying "How could we create an ever Bluer Wave next time?"

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

Nice to see the architecht of the blue wave getting rewarded with a promotion.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Indeed, Trump chose Miller precisely because Miller is a shameless liar and vicious demagogue. Miller may well aggravate Trump’s worst impulses; but it is probably more accurate to say that Miller reflects, and caters to, those impulses.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Instead of taking a lesson from Tuesday's resounding election results, Trump is just doubling down, replacing poop with nuclear waste. Stephen Miller is even more extreme, more white nationalist, more corrupt, more racist.

Essentially, Goebels is in charge now.