Bryan Hempstead

nonsensical boy with a lot of hobbies, two cats, and a lovely fiancé.

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Dude, fuck “doing brunch” let’s start getting wine drunk at Space Aliens.

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arwen makes computing difficult, but she means well

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me keyboard

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I turned off the beep on my microwave and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.

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Live action Jimmy Neutron ass.

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My grandfather was Cody Banks.

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@adamdimarco @JakeHurwitz @blumenfeld This episode was great! I was so stoked to realized you were a fan. It was very wholesome & fun. Honestly really liked how you switched it up and talked to Amir about the process for the Harold and Kumar movie. Hopefully next season 3 of lotus is in 3D though. 10/10

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@apiarykeyboards 🖤🫡

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How can we claim to be the best country when we allow these to be on our roads.

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@nathanfielder

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He’s a 10 but he crashed his Scion TC going 100 mph.

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Watches an @eddyburback video once.

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I'm raising money for It's my birthday, I would like one Tesla please. Click to Donate https://t.co/0cw4ggpYdt

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Shit dude, today is gonna be sik.

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I bet landlords love February.

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I got a chain on my nose & I felt cute today. Frick off.

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@xmattpaulyx I love this.

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@shelbiboileau & I got our engagement photos back & they are really cute 🖤

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I’m willing to bet money you have never seen a conservative with a well decorated home that has personality.