Bryan Jeffery

[Bryan Jeffery @bryanjeffery]

Everyone getting on the bus apart from Neil the Baby #GavinAndStacey

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@SquidgeRugby The foot that initially held up the ball is moved miles away, where else is the ball to go but on the ground

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@HighwaysNWEST Do you have any sort of rough ETA for the northbound opening? I'm going to be travelling up to Scotland in a couple of hours from Yorkshire and I'm trying to plan whether I should go up the A1 instead of the M6?

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@SquidgeRugby I love the people claiming such events give the performing team a psychological advantage, like "we are professional sportsmen and I fancied our chances, but now I've seen them perform the exact same traditional war chant they do before every match, I'm just not sure anymore"

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Can someone check whether @SquidgeRugby is breathing? That was genuinely the best game of the weekend

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@SquidgeRugby I don't even know what I'm watching anymore

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@glove931 I'm fairly certain the Scottish heart disease stats are over reported and instead it's just Scottish fans hearts giving up due to the stress of watching them play

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Scotland decided to use the ancient technique of creating space by losing one of their own players. #scotlandrugby #AsOne

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ITV needs to fix the sync on commentary, they are calling things half a second before it actually happens. #SixNations #frawal

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Screaming "kick it out" and "run like hell" within a second of each other is not good for my blood pressure #SixNations #asone

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Seems like @O2 are slapping their customers in the face with a 17.3% rise to the cost of their monthly plans. Sending me the email informing me of the rise followed by a satisfaction survey 20 minutes later is going to get me to respond, certainly

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@GC_Rail Good stuff, thanks. Looking for a nice easy journey down

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@TheLastLeg Is it ok that any money raised through your campaigns would just go into lining Tory pockets?

[Bryan Jeffery @bryanjeffery]

If you eat a pre-packed triple sandwich, are you getting a complete sandwich and a half, or are you getting three half sandwiches. Which begs the question, either way, is there a sandwich soul mate out there eating your other half sandwich?

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So if I don't have a blue tick, does that mean I am not officially who I think I am? But if I am not who I think I am does that make me a parody of who I think I am. But my name doesn't have parody in it. It's all so confusing, who am I?

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Retweeting this just so I can get to it when I need to be inspired

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@JenniRodd @maddi_pow Do you get to include the phrase, "because I said so" if you do cite yourself? 🤣

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@TheLastLeg In Da Private Club #toryrapsongs

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@PhillyD Once again, let down by science