Bryan Kelly

Magician, Comedian, Professional Asshole.

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@eugenegu @realDonaldTrump Made up statistic. Even if not thats 1% too man, you unethical nut. But no matter what the percentage is its one that evil people like you wish it was easier to be higher. There is no ethical argument that should allow that. Our abortion policy is worse than any other country.

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@linecook This comment sponsored in part by gillete, the best a man can get.

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

Repeatedly proven through conformation bias studies. Where are the studies that look for narcisism raised in children who weren't spanked? There arent any, because that wouldnt comfirm our anti-religious bias. Give me "aggresive" spanked youth over the zombie millennials anyday.

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

You are quite possibly the stupidest man alive. "Hormone blockers cause no permanent damage". Then what are those chemicals doing exactly?

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

Just simply WRONG! Do some due diligence before openning your mouth and just google something. Jezz!

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

Just proof that the entire new atheists criticism towards religion can be perfectly grasped and represented by a 14 year olds condescension. Thank God we have a thinkers like @jordanbpeterson and alternate media so modern kids might actually get a proper education now days.

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@JesseThorn @JoeBerkowitz @FastCompany @amazon @PrimeVideo Considering Alexa believes Mohammed was a "wise and noble profit" while Jesus was a "fictional character". I would say amazon probably will pay attention ;)

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@camillesolari Funny, funny, girl. Thanks by dropping by Taipei on your Asia tour. http://t.co/lbcGeEYlGN

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

Opportunities dont happen, you create them #motivation

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

Stop organ harvesting.... https://t.co/kVxjggfN04

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@Shelbyy_xoxox want some!!!

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@MrTeller you could really rock the coonskin hat.

[Lloyd Barnes @LloydTBarnes]

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[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

@LexBarringer thanks, I'll download Hootsuite mobile now

[Teller @MrTeller]

The rumors are true. @pennjillette and I will be back on Broadway July 7-August 16 this year. http://t.co/1M92zoMiZ5

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

#deathdefying #rockcircus #needletrick https://t.co/VxwhM1ayQS

[Instagram @instagram]

“There are never enough pictures of people in love.”—photographer @JuliaXanthos

[Bryan Kelly @bryankellyshow]

What a good social media calendar looks like. So much to learn!

[Brian Brushwood @shwood]

.@rabidbadger I figure in 5-10 years, driving your own car will look like smoking: legal, but looked down upon as dumb and dangerous.

[Hootsuite 🦉 @hootsuite]

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