middle child

maybe one day we'll all wake up and this will all be a dream

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

Like for Messi 🐐, comment for Ronaldo 🐐

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

he needs to passo more often

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@Apple if someone blocks you, they too shouldn't be able to call you
you can't call but they can call!??
crazy double standards

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@ErlingHaaland wake up

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT.

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

When your kid asks for a Claude subscription instead of Netflix..

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@carltonkitheka1 i can't believe they thought Andy Benard could replace Michael

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@carltonkitheka1 😂😂😂😂they owe us an explanation

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

The only advantage of being at rock-bottom is that you have nothing else to lose and the only option available is going up.

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@Mwangikibai @Kianangih 🤣🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger

[JEY🥇 @Mmonkoaa]

My crush is having issues with her boyfriend

[John Cena @JohnCena]

First rule of holes, if you find yourself in one…. Stop digging.

[darkzodchi @zodchiii]

me realizing i’m broke only because i am smart

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@Iam_ronoh trynna be elsa 🌚

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@KhalifKairo @s1ah_wanja you remind me of Jorma Tommila in Sisu
you keep on fighting regardless of your state

[middle child @bryanmccjay]

@thekonyjen 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[Legend Prabhas Backup🇮🇳 @CanadaPrabhasF5]

When the entire world is going through conflict, but you live in Canada, where the last war happened on 1812