Bryan ➐

| I’m chillin right now |

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

“Are you free on November 19th ?”

[Sora @KingdomHeartGuy]

He got on full balenciaga and this racist ass girl had the aufacity to say “you speak english?”

[Movies And Games Related @HOUSEOFEL38]

Why this shit be looking like a allergy commercial

[Slime @slime_iz]

22 years old.
Fully paid off the Kingdom Hearts Fortnite Bundle.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

Cuando alguien me pide que haga algo que ya estoy haciendo

[JAI @rollininmone]

Absolutely generational FYP pull

[adam @rupertpubkin]

Got my dune tickets.

[Medical Grower 420 🇺🇸 @medicalgrower42]

Spot on! 😆

[TPV Sean @tpvsean]

Justin Bieber Reveals Hayden Panettiere Was 'Killed by Israel' to Protect Elite Pedophile Ring

Hayden Panettiere was six months away from blowing Hollywood's darkest secrets wide open.

According to sources close to the actress, and confirmed by Justin Bieber, she wasn't just writing a memoir. She was the secret producer and on-camera investigator for a documentary exposing the industry's child trafficking networks.

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

FORTNITE 'C7S4: OVERRIDE' TRAILER

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels turning 26

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Tener un buen día como adulto es literalmente:

• recibí mi pago
• comí algo rico
• nadie me molestó
• regresé a casa
• dormir

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

somebody get these Bene Gesserits out of here!!!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The cyclops in The Odyssey waking up just to get stabbed in the eye.