Official Bryan

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[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"My favorite movies are: Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Home Alone 3, Home Alone 4, and
Home Alone: The Holiday Heist which was an ABC special."

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

Come on girl, get a grip

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

Cody, my parents own U-Haul. I know what I'm talking about.

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"Label me a hater"

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"TBFMOG"

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"Country music is in my soul"

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"I want you to photoshop my face on Biggie Smalls with the crown."

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

They don't call me Hercules for nothing.

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

If you think I'm a liberal then you have a screw loose.

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

The Cubs cheated... they paid the sprinklers off.

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"Cody why are you talking like that??I'm sorry you're trying to get friends and you can't."

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"I'll wear a v-neck shirt Curtis, I dare you to pick on me."

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"I should really be in advertising. I'M BRYAN HARRIS. DO YOU LIKE OXICLEAN??"

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"If you didn't know, my ringtone is All I Do Is Win."

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"Bryan, we're going to throw a Christmas party at your house."
"I will lock my doors and tell my dog to be on high alert."

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"I actually think being a cowboy would be freaking LIT."

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"YOU'RE ALL SCOUNDRELS"

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"I've been wearing a size large since 2010."

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

" I get my jokes from https://t.co/FG71eMhQ56 "

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"If you tweet that I will literally report you"

[Official Bryan @bryanquotes__]

"Poodles are stupid. They look like sheep."