Bryan Roberts

Proud supporter of the 3rd Amendment #notmyhouse

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@ben_rosen Where’s the one in this bag that tastes terrible for no apparent reason?

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@TheMurph47 #stopthesteal

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@KyleRRLewis I wouldn’t be able to hear the music over the sobbing anyway tbf

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@KidJordyyy @wabashathletics @WabashCollege @WabashBBall @NCAADIII @WabashBaseball It’s true, and you’ll get all the Buffalo Wild Wings the NCAA can pay for

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Worst fast food french fries:

1. Steak ‘n Shake
2. In-N-Out
3. Shake Shack
4. White Castle
5. Burger King

Change my mind.

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@collinjames94 Subscribe to my OF to watch me eat these

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@collinjames94 @ZackHavlin I like when the insides scold my tongue and then the empties just taste like cardboard

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@collinjames94 @ZackHavlin Hey feel free to give me a call anytime

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@Troy_Chapman Honestly it’s pretty 🔥🔥

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When I have kids I’m going to “spend a year in Norway for work” and totally Mrs. Doubtfire their ass

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@TheMurph47 Dons steakhouse, the finest establishment.

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@TheMurph47 Bet

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@TheMurph47 I talked to my daughter (3) about your tweet this morning.

She said “Why does Kevin still think he can talk that mess to people on Twitter. Let him know if he wants to put my name in his mouth he can come get these hands.”

She is more right than she knows

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@TheMurph47 Yeah this was months ago, relax buddy

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@Troy_Chapman (Dislike button)

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@TheMurph47 The whites are pretty clean

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Honestly growing up I thought yo momma jokes were going to be a much bigger part of my life

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@TheMurph47 Also, Rodgers looks terrible in that black and gold

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We should normalize bringing a casual 6 pack to work.

I feel like 6 beers over the course of an 8 hour work day would mean at no point would I be too drunk to work and I would enjoy those 8 hours infinitely more. If anything my creative problem solving skills would improve.