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Wabash College Alumnus

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

If the Bears win the Super Bowl, we will feed free hot dogs to the entire parade (as many as we can give out), and the players on the team will receive free hot dogs at our store for the rest of their lives

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

A hundred years ago Nikola Jokic would have been the top blacksmith in Sombor and a hundred years from now he would be a guy kept alive to shovel uranium fuel pellets into Omnium the planet sized supercomputer. It's only in this specific era that we get to see him play basketball

[MJay 🇪🇸🇧🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦 @SinhaleseSavage]

BREAKING: Drake sits down to explain himself and the allegations of inappropriate relations with minors

(Source: XXL)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

J. Cole must feel like he got the last chopper outta Nam

[OJC @prodojc]

never say never

[nopeify @nopeify]

@kendricklamar BROOO HES ALREADY DEAD

[DEAD END HIP HOP @DeadEndHipHop]

“Why hasn’t Kendrick responded??”

“It’s almost been 3 weeks, where Dot at????”

Kendrick this past Tuesday and today.

[Not your saviour @8Morethan_92]

Kendrick: who am I?

Drake:

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Family Matters made it a close game and then Kendrick killed the refs

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by @k__h__r

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

It's almost Christmas so you know what that means... GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁

Retweet to win an autographed @PatrickMahomes football! #WPMOYChallenge

[Colin Craker @TheMarvelousMrC]

Spider-Man 2099 X Batman Beyond

[tinybaby @tinybaby]

im a teacher in florida and i can't wait til they give us all guns. then none of those pussy parents can stop us from doing CRT

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me having to wash a whisk: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Fun Fact: Every hour of daylight savings is kept in a subterranean vault in Colorado. Once every four years, they release them all, and that’s how we get a leap day.