Happy Valentine’s Day, Johnny, Alden, & Erin. I love you guys forever n ever. (*not pictured Bobby ‘Big Legs’ but I promise that we love his fur covr’d belly too) https://t.co/kSy18Y8y3J
A million kisses and wishes for the happiest birthday ever to my sweet bride n baby momma @ehurlz. You’re a life champ, dear. Forever in debt for the love you give our family. I hope today shines as bright as you do, ya beautiful babe. https://t.co/mT1CqiJA38
Mountaintop hangs today with a woman I went to high school with and a woman I went to college with and a man I’ve rode bicycles with in our nations capitol Washington DC and all of our children that are handsome and loved and well-fed on snacks and liter… https://t.co/hXO3MM0iBC
Going full tourist fam mode today in glorious P-Town. Met some locals on the street whilst hot wife and I were alternating swigs from white wine bottle and Red Bull energy drink can. Stunning sunset. One of the best on the Cape. Hands down. Tell yer frie… https://t.co/MxflQJ0659
Taking this photo of these handsome chaps was a great part of my day today. Three fun facts about things in the photograph include: 1. daughter’s hands smelled like both dead crab and updog. 2. It’s been 1 year and 1 day since I have posted a b&dubs phot… https://t.co/8AmtpfZHyE
Rick Rubin has produced over 1.5 billion songs in his life. Of all those, today, I like “Ultralight Beam” by Kanye the best. Some of my favorite songs that he did not produce include, but not limited to, “Range Life” by Pavement, “Althea” by The Grateful… https://t.co/f4kC71rxi5
Socialist stud Bernie with the fellas back in 2016. I was side-tackled by his security <30 seconds after this photo was taken cos I got too close. Wish I had a photo of that. I think Matt helped me off the ground and we laughed. No blood. No problem. I’l… https://t.co/ieWpTklQ09
#wcw of hot fam August 2015 going topless for the camera. The young lady dressed all in black was my senior prom date in back in the 1990s when we used to slow dance and listen to pop-punk. I too have photos of her pregnant in undies somewhere too. The M… https://t.co/3EPOUC1clV
Here’s a picture I took for Rolling Stone magazine of the highest paid skateboarder in the whole wide world playing table tennis at his home. Today Nyjah won his 10th X Games victory to cement himself as both the highest paid skateboarder in the world an… https://t.co/QqFoH0ieVz
Love kisses raining upon this gorgeous momma today. Happy Mother’s Day, sexy wife Erin. This photo above shows you strong n proud three years (or so) ago feeding our handsome son as Dr Lee confirmed a growing daughter in yer uterus with that dong shaped … https://t.co/bKjoDipJHJ
Happy Easter, family. Happy Easter, world. Sheffield family Spring 2019 edition. He has risen up above the chuppah of lip smooch n daughter getting face smashed with boob like she is a baby once again. Son kissing xl dad hand cos he and dog are bff and l… https://t.co/MBPMMDqQ6A
#wcw Spring has sprung happy Sprjngtime 2019! #myhotwiferin and I and bunny let’s all roll in fields of hyacinth daffodil and crocus pleasures. Best season. Try and argue. I’ll win. https://t.co/fG6tbrzTYW
Found this photo tonight of the handsome Eli Roth that I took almost 10 years ago for a magazine when they were promoting the movie about the nazi hunting team during WWII. Gorgeous cinematography. Great film. Tarantino is a genius. Should watch again. N… https://t.co/1TGLNLHKst
HBD to this GOAT. That is Dylan & The Band’s bus in the background. We photographed inside that thing too. Palpable energy to be sure. He mixed some Kanye album in there.
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“Happy birthday to our co-founder and legendary music producer, @ric… https://t.co/m0t7c5ngl2
Happy Intn’l Woman’s Day, babe. I wish nothing but happiness and smiles for you always (well, I also wish you one day to make more money than me so mom and I can live in your guest house rent-free and take care of our potential future grandkids and/or yo… https://t.co/Z10T4eG1ln
HAND’S UP JESUS CELEBRATING THE 5th BIRTHDAY OF THE HANDSOMEST OF ALL THE ORANGE-HEADED CHILDREN THAT HAVE EVER GRACED GOD’S GREEN EARTH! It’s a gorgeous day to celebrate also the 5th anniversary of the best day of Hot Wife’s life. To be sure tied for 1s… https://t.co/IFbgzkAT2B
The internet reminded me of this photo I took of Wim Wenders reading my book Lord God 3 years ago today at like 1am at some #hollywood midnight party. I have yet to be asked to dp any of his films, but no doubt if he were on Instagram I’d like to hope he… https://t.co/vY6KtN0lHL
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THE WORLD! Get jealous cos I have three handsome mammals as my Valentines today! God blessed triple rainbow of love! So many kisses of kindness this morning from these handsomes. So many gd smooching one would think that #myhotwi… https://t.co/taIYBNBnI8