Bryan Smouse

I like sports. My teams suck. Don't believe me? Try being a Iowa State, Missouri State, Detroit Lions and KC Royals fan. I drink a lot.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

If you haven’t seen this bit from Saturday Night Live from last night yet, you absolutely have to. It’s hilarious and at the same time extremely therapeutic. Even if it’s not real. “DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE REAL?”

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

DHS agents in MN swerved in front of an unarmed woman who was recording them, once again WALK IN FRONT OF A CAR with guns drawn. The only thing they've learned from Renee Good is how to get away with killing people. A local cop intervened to stop the illegal arrest!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon. A handheld, aluminum, 1080p, 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth”

[Jonny G 🇺🇦 @dontforgetchaos]

I make no apology for posting this photo. I think it’s a photo that will haunt America in the years to come.

This is what you have become. If you defend this, have a word with yourself.

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

Trophy Drop-Off Centre.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“People are saying, ‘But sir, how will I afford my Thanksgiving turkey for my family? Well, the good news is your family’s not coming because all the planes are gone.' We call it problem solving problem”

[ML Smith @maria48308]

John Oliver fact checking RFK Jr.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

When Trump announced the latest Kennedy Center honorees he went on a bit of a tangent about ceilings, water pumps and basements. This is a reading of his comments (100% accurate) without his face or voice.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

This is the greatest argument I’ve heard for why electric vehicles are better than gasoline-powered cars.

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: Stephen Colbert just told Donald Trump to go fuck himself. Colbert is not going to be silenced. You have to watch this epic moment.

[Tommy Santos @tommysantos14]

I just invaded your airspace, and dropped bombs in your country… but now is the time for peace.

We have the dumbest fucking president.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Asked why he is sending troops into LA, the actual president issued the following vowel movement:
“They'd be there a little bit, but it seems to be getting less and less because they're going there and they met with a very heavy force. And if they weren't, you would have that city right now would be on fire. It would be burning down the rest of it once left over because the other fire was started because they wouldn't allow water into LA. They wouldn't allow water into California because they had it all shifted out to the Pacific Ocean. And I turned it around and I told them to do it at my first term and they didn't do it. We had COVID and they didn't do it. And I told them to do it. We did it in the second. Now we have billions of gallons of water flowing down, but do some should have done this. He's an incompetent man and an incompetent governor. Okay, any other questions?”

Where are the adults to provide an alternate to this alternate reality?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump is taking money from the Middle East and 2016 Trump is PISSED

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Is this bad? 🤔

This looks bad.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The 7 largest Dow Jones drops in American history:

1. Trump, 3/16/20
-2,997.10

2. Trump, 3/12/20
-2,352.60

3. Trump, 3/9/20
-2,013.76

4. Trump, 6/11/20
-1,861.82

5. Trump, 4/3/25
-1,679.39

6. Trump, 3/11/20
-1,464.94

7. Trump, 03/18/20
-1,338.46

Tired of winning yet?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

MAGA JESUS!

Who made this?? 🤣

[The Pitt News @ThePittNews]

BREAKING: A porch roof collapsed during a St. Patrick’s Day celebration on Semple Street. This is a developing story.

[Bryan Smouse @bryansmouse]

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[Bryan Smouse @bryansmouse]

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[Barry Sanders @BarrySanders]

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What an amazing @NFL season!

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