da' beard

I'm a beard. I grew on Bryan's face. Where I remain today.

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

Damn I look good in some blaze orange!

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

My winter coat is coming in now.
#winterbeard

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

Shout out to the Iron Sheik's moustache

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

Yes, it's the playoffs. Yes, I'm a beard. But that doesn't make me a "Playoff Beard"

[The Hoov™ @tim_co_op]

You gotta dig the enthusiasm of the youth

[The Hoov™ @tim_co_op]

I had it made: no gig, couch, baseball, sweats...

[The Hoov™ @tim_co_op]

Against my better judgement I am at a bar with young people.

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

It's a little know fact that both beards AND also apparently bears hibernate

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

I'm outta hibernation.

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

🎶put the oil from the coconut and rub it in my hairs put the oil from the coconut and run it in my hairs🎶

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

#Chindruff

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

I apologize to anyone who had to see me like that last night. Bryan got a little carried away with the coloured hair spray and turmeric

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

If you say "I don't like beards" this is what you can do with you opinion

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

No. It's not ok to touch me. I don't care what Bryan says

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

Morning inspiration selfie! #motivation #imabeard

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

I make bow ties redundant

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

If you think I'm uneven I'm probly just leanin'

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

I am aware that's more than 100%, but I can't be contain by the normalcy of modern mathematics

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

During the summer I am comprised of 86% hairs, 7% dead mosquitoes, 4% chip crumbs, 3% sunscreen, and as always 2% weed shake

[da' beard @bryansredbeard]

I was grabbed and threatened with trimming this week by a senile elderly woman, and I didn't hate it