Bryan Valencia

y u heff to b mad

[Bryan Valencia @bryansurfer15]

r kelly walked so lin-manuel could run

[goma @soigomaa]

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch

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a cereal bag w metal clamp that pops open (like morton’s salt)

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toothpaste that pumps out one serving, no cap to screw and unscrew

[Bryan Valencia @bryansurfer15]

@Karvaee por vergüenza

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lie to ur doctor

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just thinkin bout horses

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Wordle 687 1/6

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over a year starting with the same word, and it finally paid off

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it’s a hot, sunny saturday afternoon. you’re day drinking at the pool bar and you get the urge to go pee pee. do you make the

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@m_strickland28 @BarackObama @LilNasX i’m reading it right now too, the book is so good!

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@ConfusingImages

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@SlimJim

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@m_strickland28 HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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@dogconaway i like that movie

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Your 4/20 reminder that people of color made up 94% of marijuana-related arrests by the NYPD in 2020.

[Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip]

The jury has found Derek Chauvin guilty on all counts in the killing of George Floyd.

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@ariannacallaway

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@chanellemw19 HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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@m_strickland28 english would be helpful for writing. but you could also do something you’re interested in, or something related to what you might want to cover as a reporter (econ, poli sci). communications is handy everywhere too