SmokeyTheBear

corruption is only wrong if i am not involved #bleedgreen ☘️ #ynwa 🩸#patsnation

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

this looks like when they tried to integrate schools in the south.

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga

[‘ @MFKAOZ]

You see an enemy when you should be seeing a teammate

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[SmokeyTheBear @bryant_rl]

@big_business_ appreciate you gangy, same to you

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

Day in the life of a Liverpool fan:

• Arne Slot sacked
• Arsenal lose the UCL Final
• Gabriel misses the losing penalty

Mood 😍

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

The best thing you will see online today 😭😂🤣

#PSGARS

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

[Vyber(fan) @_Mac_lfc]

Arne Slot SACKED 😭😭

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Remember that time that reporter COOKED James Harden

Bro remains undefeated 😂🤣

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Kendrick Lamar is for lame guys who are perverts and play Fortnite, Drake is for real nggas who have motion and get hoes.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

KG LOST IT when Paul Pierce said international players are running hoop ☠️

“You got 4 niggas that’s pose to be the nicest niggas in the league, the rest of them niggas are NOT that nice lord, stop sayin that shit”

“How many niggas come out of Sylvania?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

I don’t want no Kendrick Lamar fan to have an opinion on Drakes album, go listen to your squabble up ping pong music, we will listen to the real stuff that lasts.

[• @yducknow]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂