urban potato bird

we have both kinds of vegetables: potatoes and potahtoes.
she/her/hers

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

i miss DEB and its disposable lingerie.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@rickygervais you're not the boss of me, and how much do you charge for these head rubbins?

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@tedlieu actually, the best way to control people isn't to take away their guns, it's to own slaves, create race, build a nation on the principles of systemic inequality and racism, spread the poison and make the privileged think it's oxygen, then sit back and watch the freedom diminish.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@HamillHimself

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

someone has an audition coming up

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

i love her so hard

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

Wow Marjorie Taylor Greene’s daughter just posted this on Facebook

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@blaireerskine supercalifucknolisticabsolutelyfucknot

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

i really don't want to see how big his brave is. @SaraBareilles

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

HERO: Kevin McCarthy single-handedly tracked down the mastermind behind the Jan. 6 terrorist attack and is making a citizen's arrest

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

5-day work weeks are ridiculous. if we do the research, put in the leg-work, and build our case i'll bet we can get it down to 6, maybe 7.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

day made.

[Mark's Yesterworld @Yester_World]

I'm just gonna leave this here...

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@TheDailyShow good luck, it's been pretty quiet.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

diary of a new tweater: i cannot say "tweet" in my house, or my big, fat kittie hears "treat" and loses his big, fat mind.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@tacobell glad to see you are doing the right and moral thing.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

methinks the return of potatoes is due to their drastic drop in sales when i was unable to buy spicy potato tacos.

[Insider Food @insiderfood]

Taco Bell potatoes will return to menus, after months of protests from fans https://t.co/WAeJFuCoVw

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

so, just to be clear: the people who (falsely) screamed about the left stealing their rights (untrue) decided to aggressively commit multiple felonies (bad) to save their rights (dumb), and in so doing gave up their rights(double-dumb).

right?

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

just had a thought: "fantastic beasts and where to find them" was originally supposed to be a support group for terfs, and i will get nothing else done today.

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

rent books? RENT books? books are life, breath, soul! you don't RENT books!

yeah, nah. when is it due back?

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

for a group that largely believes the left is putting tracking devices in their vaccines, they are wildly cavalier with their bald-ass faces in track-ya-mug central.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Klete Keller, a two-time Olympic gold medalist, faces federal charges that include disorderly conduct and obstructing law enforcement, for his actions in last week’s deadly riot at the Capitol. https://t.co/XOarcH73r9

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Klete Keller, a two-time Olympic gold medalist, faces federal charges that include disorderly conduct and obstructing law enforcement, for his actions in last week’s deadly riot at the Capitol. https://t.co/XOarcH73r9

[urban potato bird @bryant_roberts]

@DrBiden tic friggin' toc