A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.
A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.
Albanian in an Italia jersey screaming "I live and die for Puerto Rico" thats new york baby that's what every other shitty state is freaking out scared they might become - 3/4s of our politics is because nerds are scared of this