uzoma

soon cat-dad | cardiac sonographer⚕️| existentialist | poet | cinephile | letterboxd: |
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[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

a little too delusional to give up

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

lagos smells like a cesspool

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@Psychotiicbrat sounds like cotton candy

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

wtf💀😂😭💔

[𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞 @Lfc_samie]

Ronaldo: 2 goals
Mbappé: 2 goals
Haaland: 2 goals
Messi: 2 goals

Meanwhile, Neymar for Brazil:

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

psychosis

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Brazilian psychic teared up while claiming that aliens will invade the Brazil vs Scotland match at the World Cup

She says UFOs will abduct players and hundreds of fans from the stadium

[Odunmadeit @ODUNMADEIT]

Post a video of yourself doing anything.

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@madam_talktrue 😭😭

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

food aesthetic videos gives me the irk every freaking time. im not a patient man. just put my food for plate make i chop abeg..

[Big Nifemi(Gift Curator/Planner)🎀 @_Oluwanifemii]

Some vendors are very creative…

Look at this rice parfait for 15k and i think it’s worth the price…

I don’t like mixing my food this way and that’s the only turn off here 🥹

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@Notsimplysimi you're fineeeeee

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

im a MEL-san. heavy on the “melancholic” with a bit of sanguine in me.

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

Which temperament describes you best?

Sanguine
Choleric
Melancholic
Phlegmatic

I’m 100% melancholic.

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@ummybabyy

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

the only support you need rn should be GIT support

[Samson🇳🇬 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 @zamaniii00]

I'm an aspiring model and I'm not signed yet. Please support my journey.

[OG @__Shola]

That old clown came into power and immediately changed our national anthem.

Fucking idiot

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@ummybabyy you will never get a good plax on him😭😭😭

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

you read this & immediately become retarded. you just can't fight it..

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

My IQ dropped while reading this😭😭

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@Lee4flex

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@chi81959 peace

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

https://t.co/RELPnlAWrS

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

nah c'mon 😭😭💀😂

[✞ ᜰ @rayagoescrazy]

Na you wan spend 😭

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@TundeDare18 @thee_ovie you're an idiot

[uzoma @bryanuzoma]

@Psychotiicbrat