Bryan Westby

the spy novel | satire | metafiction
Author of Hookers of Espionage
and
Timberline Trail Running Club, the novel

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Fuck Tre45on.

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@POTUS If you hand the White Office to a felon convicted of treason, then you're walking away from it.

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@TheAuthorGuy You're the most talented author alive, right now. Every time I come here to delete my account I'll see tweets by you and a few others I admire. But douchebag bought this thing with Russian loans so he could destroy its integrity, manipulating it to reward his own criminals. Later

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@TheAuthorGuy Newt Gingrich, caught lying about rising violent crime in 2016 on live TV, smirked and said truth doesn't matter as long as they believe. That's the problem with American Christianity. Without ever understanding fiction, they put belief over truth. Criminals tapped into that.

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There are some good movies here, but no mention of Barbie?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Earlier this year, writers and actors went on strike to advocate for better working conditions and protections. It led to important changes that will transform the industry for the better.

Here are some films that reflect their hard work over the last year — including some like Rustin, American Symphony, and Leave the World Behind that we were proud to release through @HGMedia.

What films did I miss?

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Find me on https://t.co/eh08UBoWJA under Espionage Today. There are Posts and Notes, as well.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trumper Texas Senator Ted Cruz embarrasses himself on national television as a FOX News host asks him in front of millions of live viewers if he has any evidence of President Biden’s “crimes.”

It all started when FOX News host asked Cruz, “Do you have ANY evidence that the Department of Justice is covering up crimes for Joe Biden?"

Cruz shamelessly responded, "Well, unfortunately, it is abundantly clear that the Biden Justice Department is covering for the White House, doing everything to impede the investigation into Hunter Biden and, more significantly, into Joe Biden."

Then, Cruz falsely declared, “We have the text message that Hunter Biden sent to a Chinese Communist official demanding millions of dollars, saying I'm sitting next to my father."

Unfortunately for Cruz, Bartiromo wasn’t impressed by his answer, and decided to press Cruz again, asking Cruz, “Do you have ACTUAL evidence that Joe Biden made policy decisions based on events that he was actually paid for?"

A visibly flustered Ted Cruz responded nervously, “On the China piece, Joe Biden won't answer questions on that. So we don't have any information."

There you have it, folks. Even on the friendly turf of FOX News, Ted Cruz fell just flat on his face and made it clear that he and Republicans have absolutely “no information, AKA evidence, on President Biden.

Please retweet and ❤️ if your support President Biden against Trumper Senator Ted Cruz — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Washington Post drops Wednesday bombshell on Trump and his children, revealing that he is “livid” and “deeply worried” that New York Attorney General Letitia James is coming after his “family’s brand” and “inheritance” to his children.

But it gets WORSE for Trump…

The Washington Post says that Ivanka Trump has decided to “step away” from defending her father because she is “stung by the scrutiny” that her dad’s political career had brought upon their criminal family enterprise.

One Trump insider told the Washington Post that “everything” about New York’s massive fraud case against the Trump Organization “makes him angry — including that it’s hurting his children. The trial strikes at his identity and the family. His kids, what he’s been able to build over years and years and years.”

The Washington Post report continues, revealing that “Trump’s children have not been that involved in his current bid for the presidency” because they are desperately trying to “cool off” and distance themselves from Donald’s countless criminal trials — and because “the presidency was painful for everyone in the family on some level. You have subpoenas, legal bills, investigations, testimony, terrible news stories, the constant spotlight.”

Adding insult to injury for Donald Trump, the Washington Post report reveals that a Trump insider says that “the family has grown more conspiratorial and now is leery of enemies around every corner.”

So there you have it, folks…

Accountability is finally arriving for the Trump family — and they are freaking out and spiraling into a paranoid frenzy.

It couldn’t happen to a “nicer” family…

Please retweet and ❤️ if you’re GLAD that Trump and his corrupt family are FINALLY being held accountable — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Cutest thing I've seen today.

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@RonFilipkowski Borat

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@nathaliejacoby1 Y

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If chuffed means pleased, then what's a chafing dish?

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Jared Kushner is hit with devastating news as House Oversight Committee ranking member Jamie Raskin formally asks Chairman Comer to subpoena ALL documents related to the $2 billion that Kushner received from the Saudi Crown Prince.

But it gets worse for Kushner…

This is brutal news for Kushner because this means that Congress will get its hands on EVERY document related to the whopping “investment” that clearly compromised out national security and created a massive outcry from the American public.

In a damming latter, Raskin wrote to Comer, “I am encouraged by your recent acknowledgement that ‘what Kushner did crossed the line of ethics’ and your repeated assertions that our Committee is ‘investigating foreign nationals’ attempts to target and coerce high-ranking U.S. officials’ family members by providing money or other benefits in exchange for certain actions. In light of these concerns, I urge you to pursue a serious and objective investigation by issuing a subpoena to Affinity and requiring the firm to comply with my February 15, 2023, request for documents regarding its receipt of billions of dollars from Gulf monarchies shortly after Mr. Kushner left a senior White House position he used to reshape U.S. foreign policy toward Saudi Arabia and the Middle East in Saudi Arabia’s favor — a request you have thus far allowed Mr. Kushner to ignore and defy.”

Please retweet and ❤️ to thank Congressman Jamie Raskin for holding Jared Kushner accountable — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Jeff Bezos just gave $100million to the recovery on Maui. How about you billionaires challenge each other to help those less fortunate than yourself?

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https://t.co/ifvdzH3Xgi Is Twitter still a thing? Asking for a friend.

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@nathaliejacoby1

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I just joined Substack Notes
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"Oh, sarcasm. That's very helpful right now. Shit. I just did it, too. Point taken." - Archer

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Twitter will no longer enforce its policy against COVID-19 misinformation, raising concerns among public health experts and social media researchers that the change could have serious consequences if it discourages vaccination and other efforts to combat the still-spreading virus