Bryan Whitney Akers

Unicorn 4 Life

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

There’s no more hint of a “quiet part”. Donald Trump can’t even lie when it would help him. It’s all vomit dropping out of his mouth.

1. He finally admits to his base that he’s not a Christian. Most of us already knew that.

2. He admits that if he wins, he’s planning on this being America’s last election.

3. Make sure you are registered to vote. Double check. Local elections are more important than ever. https://t.co/aZDnDWnwKH

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

I am not watching the steaming heap that @CNN created to give a former leader that failed a coup attempt, a soap box to further air grievances.

It’s divisive. It’s not exciting or fun.

I’m going outside to enjoy some mini golf and laughs. Shame on you.

#CNN #trumpsucks

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@ronaldacunajr24 MVP!!!!
You’ll be back soon and we will win another ring!

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

That moment when there was zero notice but you realize your Global Entry has expired. I’m now fully non-hirable . 😝

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

Spencer Strider vs. Matt Olson.

[The Daily Braves @TheDailyBraves]

The Phillies hang pictures commemorating beating the Braves 3 times in the span of a week.

The Braves will hang a BANNER this season for winning the division by 14 games.

We are not the same.

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@AofD4me So so badly and asap

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

With the retirement of Miguel Cabrera, baseball is about to enter an historically rare stretch here, folks.

Going into 2024, the active leaders in hits, home runs, and wins, are, respectively:

• Joey Votto, 2135 hits (free agent)
• Giancarlo Stanton, 402 HR (NYY)
• Justin Verlander, 257 wins (HOU)

This means that the entire 2024 season will certainly be played without any members of the 3000-hit, 500-homer, or 300-win clubs appearing on an MLB roster.

The last time an entire MLB season was played without any active members of the 3000-hit, 500-homer, or 300-win clubs was 1977.

The last time before that was 1948. Wowch.

Meanwhile, this looks like a streak that could continue well beyond 2024 in MLB, as the classic HOF counting thresholds of 3000/500/300 become more and more elusive.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

We are ALL @MoneyyyMikeee right now!

#AsOneATL

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@Fried_Baseball Hahahahahahaaha

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The kid in Willy Adames came out after he met Derek Jeter 🥹

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@Empty_America Here you go. It regional now but growing. https://t.co/9CEP4IZIds

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@AofD4me @_JoeSeppi Or CDG

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@AofD4me @ATLthechamp2021 ^^^^ this <3

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@JoeBiden HAHAHAHAHA EPIC

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@realboshek Good I am glad A-Roid is not having his number retired. @arod

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@AofD4me @timwilliamsart This is true

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@Braves @austinriley1308 Duh

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@ZacVanBellman He’s the Bill Murray of Nola

[Bryan Whitney Akers @bryanworldwide]

@TalkinBaseball_ Who? Lol