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@clareeland Hahahahahahahahah

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

I have a better night with older generation because they literally don’t GIVE A FUCK! Just twerked with a 82 year old

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

@emmaleighfowler Fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

I want to be a stay at home mum without the mum part

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

@HannahHarkus Definitely don’t know what I ever thought or why you lot never told me 😷😷

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

Naaaa I can’t. Imagine cheating on your fiancé in Benidorm. Then marring that woman and naming your table seating planet Benidorm. Cant cope 😂😂😂

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

Even better that she met someone on her hen do and was gonna leave him but he begged her to stay. Karma really is a bitch 😂😂😂👍😊

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

@clareeland Ye hahahaha

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

if John doesn’t get me Peter Kay tickets today I’ll be very upset

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

Johns Chinese friend said I look like Adele after weight loss and I’m ok with that

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

Washed my bedding a week ago now and still haven’t made it 😂

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

never did I think I’d be playing catch while on the toilet with my 2 year old. Parenting really is non stop no privacy 100% all the fucking time

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

The worlds longest game & Ella wants to play it 🙃 monopoly 😑

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Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

Thought I’d seen in it all, then I seen two people slow dancing in three cranes

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@emmaleighfowler Hahahaha I’ll ignore door

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Love sending Dylan for a sleepover @ emmaleighs straight after his danger nap 😊😊😊

[bryany.x @bryanycrump]

what a rollercoaster of emotions 🙃

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teaching Dylan to stick one’s up at John is one of my proudest parenting moments