Bryan Truitt

FBLA Business Math Champion in Arkansas, 1985. So I got that goin' for me. he/him.

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@BillyBaldwin Where's the Gramercy Riffs when you need them?

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@58bugeye He's like the Andrew Dice Clay of politics.

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@AlacritysWhatev If I were Taylor, and I was planning a dis track of Trump, I'd give Kendrick a call. Dude has opinions on pedophiles.

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@EdKrassen The lack of 'that's weird' memes I'm seeing is a bit disappointing.

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@CalltoActivism All you need to know is that this woman wishes she were Lauren Boebert.

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@CalltoActivism I'd give him his choice.

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@JoyceCarolOates Happy I don't have to stay mad at George Clooney.

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@BrianLaManna_ Splurge on a nice bidet.

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Okey-Dokey

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@RpsAgainstTrump In the interests of encouraging other Republicans, and considering the lack of truly heinous other misdeeds I can recall from the guy, I now consider Ken Buck roughly equivalent to John McCain.

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@TWEETnElvis @TeaPainUSA Biblincel

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@es3_09 RUN IT BACK = THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

Pence just called for extending the GOP tax cuts (cost: $3.3 trillion)

But also for eliminating the Education Department (annual budget: ~$80 billion)

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@jesuswearsfubu @BirdRespecter Higher tax rates for the uber wealthy might have saved these people's lives.

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Very annoying that balaclava and baklava are different words.

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@slumsofmars @CrazyChuck1215 Sorry, I was thinking the one that just aired was #5, not #4.

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@w_Mlabateki It happens at least once every season. Just boppin' along watching Dave and then all of a sudden, GaTa just rips your heart out.

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@BillRoper @IanMcKellen So now Elon is personally pissing off celebrities while encouraging them to change their handle daily. What a great idea. Bet he doesn't regret that immediately.