B

idiots beware

[B @bryceLXIX]

@aclassicalCynic 🤣

[Jordan Chain @_pblanknews]

Shawn Ryan has earned my respect saying this

[B @bryceLXIX]

@_B_035_ @timthetatman I’m so glad this was the first thing I saw in the comments hahaha they literally tried to hand them the game 🤣

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sad day, bad day. 15-15-30 is now 7-3-10

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Miami police officer Luis Hernandez is fighting convicted felon Sedriques Dumas at UFC Vegas 121 this weekend

Insane matchmaking 💀

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

that smell isn’t me. I still got 15 minutes left of my 96 hour deodorant

[MMA UNCENSORED @MMAUNCENSORED1]

14 years ago today, Jon Jones defeated Vitor Belfort by submission 🐐 🏆

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Fantasy team starting 0-2

[JJ Jingleheimerschmidt @y0_Rob]

Caleb is in the tent again smh

[B @bryceLXIX]

@CombatWireMMA @dc_mma

[Artifex Memoriarum @ArtifexMemor]

holy shit Tim Dillon was right

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Browns treating Deshaun Watson to a massage after his first win in 2 years

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Arman Tsarukyan says he heard N3on calling for an elbow from his corner 😂

“He called the elbow, I heard it, and I did it. Great cornerman… But we gotta change the color of his hair.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

James Cook fantasy owners watching Josh Allen take another goal line TD

[Cincy Stripes @StripesCincy]

James Cook: “You know I was thinking, it would be really awesome if you could let me rush for a touchdown”

Josh Allen: “Yeah but, if you score, how am I going to score? Think about it”

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

>BREAKING NEWS<

2 BIG STORIES

House of Representatives unanimously votes to stop making PENNIES

Tito Ortiz's restaurant goes out of business

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Final medical tests done. I’m back. To all the clowns who’ve been talking shit and counting me out this whole time, here I am. Now let’s see who’s got the balls. Thanks to everyone for the support. Next time I’ll make sure they check Justin’s gloves so he doesn’t put anything weird on them. See you soon.