bryce

patron saint of really dumb idiots | any pronouns

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[Jewels Sparkles @jewelssparkles_]

sometimes you have to be fierce in silence…

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[hunter @3gpmh]

doing a line of hope

[bryce @bryceb68]

Colby on my television being a grumpy old man while Coach quotes MLK and Magellan… welcome back 2010 #Survivor50

[iki 🏹 @ikixrot]

alysa liu being the first woke idgafer alt baddie to win an olympic gold medalist… THAT’S how you make america great again

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐”

punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Are you telling me penguins survive on the warm embrace of collectivism and not the frigidity of rugged individualism

[bryce @bryceb68]

@ultragloss thank u so much queen

[bryce @bryceb68]

@ShannonGaitz could go on for days about this but i think it’s totally fair to want to vote for someone who you made a personal connection with and took an interest in your personal life. that has to at least somewhat factor in when you’re giving someone a million dollars.

[bryce @bryceb68]

the concept of being a Glasses Wearing American…

[Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet]

As a Glasses Wearing American, I'm loving how great Timothée is looking with his glasses. I don't know if it's permanent glasses for nearsightedness or reader glasses, but they look great on him.

New article to be posted on S*bstack on Tuesday. If you have a question you would like me to consider answering for the article, post it here:
https://t.co/xDVrJqGSOw

[jane @jane_mulcahy]

I semi irrationally dislike gracie abrams but I like this.... life is so mysterious

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe please don’t go to grad school everything will be okay you’re just having a bad day

[andres @DblAuntAndres]

carrie bradshaw is the most important character that has ever graced television, and arguably, she is up there with the likes of odysseus, hamlet, and even jesus.

[bryce @bryceb68]

@chloee_nicole__ pls delete, this isn’t your heart

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

[jack nashville @fctnlxchrctr]

i will say big brother has what survivor has been missing in the new era. and that’s dumb people #bb27