tbh

[tbh @bryceevanc]

Person: hey are you free today?

Me: shoot, sorry I’m busy :/

Me, alone in my apartment literally the entire day:

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

so there’s this masterpiece of a movie

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Becky from marketing after her third vodka soda at the company happy hour

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Calling it.

[greg(arious) ♒️ @hoodoosocialist]

scheduled a dentist appointment and guess what the only available date was?

[jesse @darthgordita]

antinous every day to penelope for 3 years

[soph @vampyerlover]

me when I go to the cinema alone

[Devvin @TheDevvin]

He’s training in self-defense in case some lunatic tries to rob him. Good job, Jimothy❤️🦝

[LTLG @Longtimeladygag]

Lady Gaga's MTV VMA promo from 2011

[Drew @Drewtg_]

SHE SAID SHE WANTS ODYSSEUS

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

The Gods listening to Odysseus’ men eating the cattle

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

Not to brag but Jimothy and I live in the same city.

[sitka ($20 and a dream) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy with his family as a baby

[sitka ($20 and a dream) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome (SSS).

The locals have endearingly nicknamed him, "Jimothy".

[GELatina 🍌 - Central ASOIAF @vhagarodeiagays]

Daemon: “Caraxes, obedeça!!!”

Caraxes:

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

that baby on it’s way to bring reinforcements to helm’s deep