Bryce

[Bryce @bryceglass]

“Thought worker” have you given a thought, to what you'll work on when your thoughts no longer work?

[Bryce @bryceglass]

My guardian anger

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@1618033988749X @nbc4i Really? You’re gonna late-shame him? THAT’s your hot-take 🙄

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Euphemiasma

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Bleating edge technology

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“‘Ay! Euripides scrolls, you menda deez scrolls! 🤌”

https://t.co/H9f48TbsRz

[Bryce @bryceglass]

Podcast tour coming soon

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

‼️🚨A woman believed to be under the influence of drugs caused a stir at an airport by demanding sex from passengers.

Ehhm …

[Bryce @bryceglass]

A salacious tryst with a sebaceous cyst

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The Penis de Milo

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The Lion of Least Resistance

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@mattdarby Smacked him back to AT LEAST the 2nd Reich

[Bryce @bryceglass]

websites, apps and services all trying to give me/assign me/let me set “goals” (learning, life, financial, spiritual). I ask…

HAVE YOU MET ME!?!

[Bryce @bryceglass]

@rogerclark @brittanyforks Happy birthday, Brittany!

[Bryce @bryceglass]

Scornbread

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@chel_c_cam Indeed. Tried to turn my then-young kids on to episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. (Hey I loved it at that age.) My 5yo’s response?

“ANDY GRIFFIT IS BORING!”

[Bryce @bryceglass]

I want to see it

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“Do as thou wilt” shall be the law of the lettuce

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I likes t’go stimmin’ with bow-legged wimmin …

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@Fake_Dispatch Plus… you in leg warmers …

[Bryce @bryceglass]

@rogerclark @zanneth and they’d LITERALLY be talking at each other inside echoing chambers

[Bryce @bryceglass]

“Boom-dignity!”