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just here to laugh.

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@buff_ct @aspfrt Dafuq is cpr going to do for complete internal organ failure from 100mph impact?

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@TexasVolleyball The SUN at night shines deep and bright . . . Deep in the heart of Texas.

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@GOPLeader And we still can't fill up the jobs market.

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@johnrich Next they're gonna require that you prove you're old enough to drink.

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I love how Trumpets try and rewrite Trumps daily attempt to divide our country as "mean tweets".

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@johnrich So all the other forced vaccinations all military personnel are ok by you though?

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@Dodgers any interest in Ricky Vaughn for Trevor Bauer?

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Best pitchers in baseball
1. Jacob deGrom
2. Whoevevers pitching against Jacob deGrom.

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@radiojody Did your head just explode listening to @joelklatt call Kingsbury a creative play caller and he would get Devonta Smith in motion?

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@Brendelbored @ndrew_lawrence I thought the exact same fucking thing.

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@gregkellyusa I have yet to see this Nike commercial. Can you please let me know what fucked up part of your brain has that commercial in it.

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@realDonaldTrump did you get 86d? Lmfao

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@sean_antrim @AOC Dumbass

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@TheTomKnighton Whoever wants a revolution would have to realize we'd lose Hawaii to China and Alaska to Russia. Theyd be easy Pickens to move in and take while we fought against ourselves.

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@BentleyOnTheRun @ClueHeywood You've never tweeted anything that I agreed w more. Got escorted out of O'sheas for shoving a guy off his chair on 3rd base because the "book" told him to hit.

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@winslowlady @ligia4508 @scsandall @JackPosobiec @realDonaldTrump No. The use of Democoruptionist pretty much verifies everything they said is 100% accurately translated. ;)

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@realDonaldTrump Learn when to use P.S. please.

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What if we gave all citizens a tax break on accrued knowledge earned in college Say to the sum of 80-90% of their taxable income. Then justify that massive tax cut on them by touting the benefits of the trickle down effect those tax cuts have on the economy.

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Love her.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

If the #CFBPlayoff had a zoom call

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@benshapiro @michaeljknowles Docere literally means to teach.