Bryce

[Bryce @brycemeyer01]

KYS

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Liberals are acting like they don’t know how babies are made 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have options, condoms, birth control pills, plan B, anal sex, oral sex, hand jobs, titty f@cking, foot jobs or my favorite the pull out method. #ProLife

[Bryce @brycemeyer01]

3 hours? Give me 3 minutes

[Leaving A Stain On Your Couch @tom_on_here]

If you and a friend finish this in 3 hours, you get $10,000, can you do it?

[The Wrestling Room (Pat Mineo) @MrPatMineo]

Taco Bell is the only place you can still get gas for $1.39…

[Hector @dbzfan323]

Finally

[rachel @rachelmillman]

the real vaccine is here

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Mother in law asked if I had any wine glasses. yeah I keep them next to my bars of gold and first edition shakespeares. Get real

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

if i was in whoville when the grinch was stealing christmas it wouldn’t have gone down like it did

[Tariff St.Patrick 💷🚶🏾 @Benzel__]

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

[Tim Ryan🦤 @TheSportsHernia]

On this day, November 22, 2001:

Thanksgiving. Broncos at Cowboys. Creed gifts the world with a halftime show that continues to tickle our hearts and imagining a world in which everyone gracefully flies around on lively bed sheets. (via @JeffMcDev)

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

Dentist said i grind in my sleep i said bitch i know 💯💰📠

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Home alone gettin busy brother HH

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners when they hear you can save big money at Menards

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When you gamble on a fart and lose

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

📍 AMES ... WE'RE COMING TO YOUR CITY!

See you next week for @HawkeyeFootball vs @CycloneFB!

[Four Loko @fourloko]

The fifth Loko was the friends you made along the way

[Bryce @brycemeyer01]

@ulrikkeadolfsen Ill get it sent out

[Bryce @brycemeyer01]

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