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Milk chugger

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@JaxBchamp

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Me walking up to the bartender at chucks for drink number 334

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

Meme away

[Ty Burk @TyBurk]

With all disrespect, we really don’t want to see your 60 minute Snapchats of fire works going off this year. I can insure you that we all see the same shit happening around us.

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Feed me medicine so I can’t feel my sins

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We are gorillas on a rock flying through the universe. Eat that fast food, drink those energy drinks, buy those shoes. We all return to dust

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I’m starting a petition to ban hangovers in 2024

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I’m so old I pop ibuprofen before sexy time

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12 years of sadness #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Sauce banana

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The south side of ness blows

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The game was rigged from the start

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

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Buying his brother and naming him after @BrettBr45183217

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I’m buying a donkey and he will be named after @TyBurk

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Going sober for the rest of 2023

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I don’t need your excuse to ease my pain

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@TyBurk Fak

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@robertterkla Goddam homie on a 5 kill streak

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@vidsthatgohard I’m pissed I casually got on twitter for a minute then ended up watching the whole ass bee movie