Bryce Russell

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

What did people keep in their front right pocket before cellphones?

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

@POTUS thanks again big boi Biden!
that student debt relief is literally going to change and improve my life ten-fold. thanks baby. 🤘🏾

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Have left my “all tattoos need meaning” era and am entering “this was a $100 flash piece that looked cool” era

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

mw2 lobbies are back

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

wya @umreills

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if you my gf and you don’t let me practice wwe moves on you, then i don’t want you

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

damn. these prices at the grocery store got me feeling like a victim.

[Gunjan @Lost_Nostalgic]

American soldiers in Vietnam smoking Marijuana out of the barrel of a Shotgun, 1970.

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

“it’s not safe to go alone, take this”

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

name a better collab than Yeezy X Spongebob

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

To all the people who enjoy coleslaw…
Is everything ok?

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

Semi-colons are a useless punctuation mark.
That is all.

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

“black cigarettes” is a pretty cool band name

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

Everybody is a real tough guy until a wasp rolls up on them.

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

@ecmonk man f*ck long john silvers… almost died from food poisoning due to them. can never forgive it.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Jeff Bezos said he will be on board when his rocket company, Blue Origin, launches its first human spaceflight next month. The tourist rocket has undergone 15 test flights, none of which had passengers aboard. https://t.co/X270ZxYKbU

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

@DrakePassmore_ whack ass opinion

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

I want an open relationship where instead of sleeping with other people we just decide what we eat on our own.

[Bryce Russell @bryceruss_]

@vladtenev @RobinhoodApp i will never use Robinhood again