Professor Rice Bran

This is the official Twitter page of The One and Only Professor Rice Bran.

[Professor Rice Bran @brydho]

can you take metlife please when you become a dentist #thatswhatihave

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okay…ashane is okay with diapers

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some of these perks are red flags… #redflagsgame

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nobody wants to intern at facebook, shes chasing you down #hz

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BARREL CHESTED BOY
#sunnongdan

[Professor Rice Bran @brydho]

In order to say what my favorite thing is, I’d have to remember what we did #vacay #firsttimeoutsidein18months #hotgirlsummer

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thanks Leviticus

#halfsister

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jesus

that’s some polyphasic sleep

#2pmto730pm

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bruh

#highmaintenance

[Professor Rice Bran @brydho]

Ashane: I’m keeping Twitter open in case Bryan gives us something to work with today, so bring your A game

*yawns*

[Professor Rice Bran @brydho]

oh my god does that mean i-
#samecrush

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oh my god we got DROPPED
#carolsphone

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yeah, thank god

your life gets 10 times harder when youre a weeb. and people know

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good thing im not a weeb

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I still believe that

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it’s a good thing to have. You get good

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dont do it im UGLY

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how do you not remember this story

it’s been told five times

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as of 12/17 i am no longer an intellectual

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time to turn my brain off

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im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Professor Rice Bran @brydho]

it’s actually pronounced BIRD #byrd