uncfemme

[Chris @citehchris]

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat

[uncfemme @bryee20]

@desertheartss bye i thought this was smith jarrod

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Autism: I need a predictable job.
ADHD: I need a stimulating job.
AuDHD: I need a predictable job that is also stimulating and structured but creative and stable but surprising in the good way only

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[uncfemme @bryee20]

@SkinnyTuna i spent nearly my whole life feeling that way and just recently got diagnosed with narcolepsy. get a sleep study done, maybe you’ll get some insight from that. my energy level and ability to focus has improved ten-fold since i started taking my narcolepsy meds!

[Greta @gretaproblems]

I do diy therapy which is just thinking

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

[Major the Mailhyena @combatdollwatch]

not ideal man!

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[uncfemme @bryee20]

@BigTucsonDad a true honor sir🙏🏼

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

It’s true and a beautiful moment of friendship was formed

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

In a just world Miss Piggy would have her own late night show

[uncfemme @bryee20]

i met my twitter hero @BigTucsonDad tonight. #lifecomplete #tuscandad

[Brian Duffield @BrianDuffield]

Rename to O’Hara, cowards.

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Don’t tell me that a movie like Shrek or Spider-Man is 25 years old. It’s not. Star Wars , Rocky, Taxi Driver, Jaws - I grew up understanding that these are the movies that are 25 years old. Shrek came out, at most, 10 years ago. Not interested in hearing otherwise.

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

Oh look it’s another horror beyond my comprehension on my screen

[Harry @Harry8__]

*this* should be the breaking point for this country. but so should've the last one. and the one before that. and the one before that.

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

the grateful dead was an interesting one to learn about as a kid because you would not expect a band with skulls on all their merch to have that many mandolins. in fact you would expect them to have no mandolins

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Day one of being home: it’s magical Christmas is in the air!!!

Day four: I don’t know what I’m doing with my brief time on planet earth & I haven’t had a glass of water or a vegetable in 72 hours