Brykman

Writer, creative strategist

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@danlevyesq @ThatMexicanOC @sesamestreet Like their Jewish President…

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Why not let #Grok be the next Supreme Leader of Iran?

@elonmusk

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Please enjoy my latest, only briefly humorous story, How to Stage a Revolution, about being a snare drummer in the LHS marching band in the mid 1980's.
https://t.co/vQKiB4hLxE

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“Refrigerator mother” refers to an old theory that emotionally cold mothers caused autism. Well, we got a new one now: Tylenator Mothers.
My brother has severe autism due to Fragile X Syndrome, a genetic condition. He is non-verbal. Neither Tylenol nor mothering played a role.

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Hold up. If Trump says the signature on the bday card isn’t his, but experts can prove the signature is the same as the ones on all the executive orders, then they should be able to nullify the executive orders!!

Shhhhhh. Nobody tell the president!!

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Along with getting rid of vaccine mandates, Florida should step up to the plate and finally get rid of the tyrannical No Shi#ing in the Street mandate!!!

#LetFreedomStink

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@FBIDDBongino Actually, there is a third option: be elected President.

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@RepMTG https://t.co/A6yCxyXCQx

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@RepMTG https://t.co/XI5ow05sug

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Imagine calling God “He” your whole life and then expecting people to take you seriously when you say there’s only two genders.

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Silver lining: Musk popularity finally dispels myth Republicans are prejudiced against African-Americans.

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@elonmusk @typesfast Please don’t do any more plane stuff! We got enough trouble as it is!!

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@JA2924294916214 @libsoftiktok Or there’s actually trans people.

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REALLY hard not to hear the Curb theme after every #Kennedy response!!!

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This is why they call it a “spectrum.”

#autism #Inauguration

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Did #Musk not know he was slated to speak today?

#thatwasjustweird

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If only people cared as much about a woman’s right to choose as they do about TikTok…

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Et tu, Snoope???

@SnoopDogg
#SnoopDogg

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Psst. Trump is trying to shut down the government to avoid having to be president again. Pass it on.

#ElonMusk #Trump2024

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Is Trump trying to shut down the government to avoid having to be president again?