Brynna Morgan

[MM  @adgirlMM]

The "I voted for this" crowd is suddenly very quiet.

[van ⚢ @lesbivanism]

Absolutely batshit that there’s so much happening rn that nobody gives half a fuck that they figured out who Jack the Ripper was

[Kahlief Adams @KahliefAdams]

That is 1000% a Nazi salute being given behind the presidential podium on Inauguration Day (also MLK day) by the richest person on the planet. That moment will live in infamy.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

whoever invented nerds gummy cluster should get the presidential medal of freedom

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

All bullshit aside, yall reading into this Project 2025 shit??????? They trying to take away everything

[subiii @_subiii_]

whoever been making the NYT connections over the last 10 days needs to seek professional help, the patterns you’re seeing are in your head babe

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Kentucky Ballsack 2024

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

The best thing about waking up on your day off is taking a nap 2 hours later.

[tracey @lilvietnamami]

bro having a job where you’re one of the youngest employees is crazy like I’m taking PTO to go to music festivals meanwhile my coworkers are taking PTO because their kid in high school got sick or my coworkers are just straight up retiring omg 😭😭😭😭😭

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder

[araña @xanathgum]

i think little tattoos should be $1 and big tattoos should be $2

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with u in middle school

[paris rae @parisrae13]

do the teens nowadays have their own version of the green military jacket

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[Kytursii @kytursii]

The struggle is REAL