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my friends all wear knives, they look real hard, i’ve got a gun for an i.d. card

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My mom used to think her cousin was the unabomber

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@darlaqueendom @grok Ask smokers

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@larayapmaaq @yormayiin Yes it does

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I’m really into saying “that blows” right now

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@jakepaul Do you think ICE is who responds when people call 911?

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Dammit. I keep forgetting about Twitter

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Now that I have a kid… fart jokes are even funnier. And I don’t have to make them anymore

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“Can’t” … won’t

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I’ve never even seen a skate shop in dc… you can’t buy that shit online. How’s my kid spose to thrive??

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What’s it gonna take to end “tiktok shop” and “temu”? Do people know how awful they sound when promoting this shit? Like actual crap for $3.49. Whatever happened to well made products? I sound like an asshole sure. But I’m a poor person that is sick of cheap shit.

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@GrahamRFaulkner Dude all it took for me was finding out I was pregnant. God is good

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@mmmeghan Amen

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@GordonRamsay Can you come cook for us?

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All day long… “Aw man that would have been such a good thing to tweet”- Will.

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I can’t believe elon banned my husband for life

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@trustablegenius I’ve only ever heard it referring to shift drinks after the bar closes or like several drink’s with coworkers after the bar closes

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THIS was the safe place

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Taking my son to punk shows has been so gratifying. He loves it! He thrives in it! He rips his shoes off, his noise canceling headphones off, he struts around without even knowing what two stepping is but he’s doing it. This is my life son! Welcome! How can I continue now?

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This world is fucked. This world can’t keep existing this way. I think this with every shooting that happens. But this one is too close man. This one hurts me deeply. These are my friends, my past roommates, my past coworkers. My community. I want to hug everyone. I love you guys

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@trustablegenius Damn

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@trustablegenius Will it let you say kill all women?