Brynnester

Yorkshire’s finest

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As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me

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Did that thing where you look like you’re walking down the stairs behind the couch and ended up in the ER. Doctor says I’m unlikely to walk again

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I can’t listen to this. My dad died in a funky town

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Dad: Son, I’m just going out for cigarettes

Me: A suitcase full of cigarettes?

Dad: Something like that

Me: Buying in bulk, eh? Very sensible

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Microsoft Teams meeting: Waiting for others to join

Me: Please God, don’t let others join

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I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, wondering if I’m in the right line for the bathroom

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@England Sorry but I’m not down with this. Should be an Englishman

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Excited that my wife said yes to a Five Guys, but I only have 3 friends

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I’ve fallen on hard times. Really must get a shelf for my Charles Dickens collection

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Mind Reader: Ok, I need a volunteer from the audience

Me: *stands up enthusiastically*

Mind Reader: *reads my thoughts for a second* Absolutely not, sit down

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Guy who sweeps the floor at NASA: I’m helping put a man on the moon

Me: Don’t be fucking ridiculous

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Can’t believe NASA rejected my idea for a hotdog stand on the moon

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[Strategy meeting]

Boss: We need some blue sky thinking

Me: *starts thinking about the sky being blue*

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@Cpin42 I like the sound of that 👍

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@Cpin42 Is it the new Twitter cos everyone hates X?

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@Cpin42 I’m good. And I’m now on bluesky 😁

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@Cpin42 Hey Chris. How are you?