Brynn Carruthers🦋

✨“as if you could outrun me, as if you could fight me off. i’’m designed to kill, Bella.” ✨

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Bills are so much better than the Broncos.

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

This may go down as the most controversial call of ALL TIME

Brandin Cooks has it, knee hits the ground

McMillan comes up with it afterward

… Broncos ball??

I guess I just don’t understand football anymore.

[b @wwxwashere]

problematic body temperature gap relationship

[‏۟ @yesirski]

my body her choice

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

"can you cook like my mom" i can beat you up like your dad

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

A real cheater would’ve stood tall #FakeDemon

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

if we don’t win our softball game tonight I will take my own life on the pitchers mound in front of both teams

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

white guys have a slur for other white guys they don't respect, it's called "buddy"

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men be like, "That's my dream girl," then ruin her perspective of love forever.

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking doubles all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you there is really no way to know

[Frances Kelsey Anon @Fkssnicethings]

Tyler Duffe is such an awesome and wonderful person! 😊